Trash Titan Fatalis

Trash Titan Fatalis is a Variant of Fatalis that represents pure beauty, intelligence, and power.

Physiology
It has the build of a standard Fatalis, but has purple scales and gold spikes, is covered in gold sparkles, and has Zinogre's hair and Glavenus's spikes and tail plastered all over its body. It doesn't get any better than this, I tell ya.

Behavior
Trash Titan Fatalis prides itself on being the most beautiful, intelligent, and powerful monster in existence, and does not tolerate anyone who dares to criticize it, vaporizing them with its mad skills. It craves being the centre of attention, and will obliterate anyone who makes it feel less important.

Abilities
Trash Titan Fatalis's abilities are no different than those of the standard Fatalis. Don't tell it that, though, because that will mark you as stupid and jealous in its eyes and make it want to kill you.

Habitat
Trash Titan Fatalis resides in Castle Schrade and Ingle Isle, because that's where all the cool monsters hang out.

Attacks
Trash Titan Fatalis has the exact same attacks as Fatalis, but some of them are more extravagant in comparison, because flashiness is where it all counts.
 * The claw swipe throws gold glitter around the field.
 * The snap n' drag attack surrounds it with blinding purple sparkles.
 * The fireballs it spits are purple with a gold centre.

Great Sword
Best Great Sword Ever

Long Sword
Best Long Sword Ever

Sword and Shield
Best Sword and Shield Ever

Dual Blades
Best Dual Blades Ever

Hammer
Best Hammer Ever

Hunting Horn
Best Hunting Horn Ever

Lance
Best Lance Ever

Gunlance
Best Gunlance Ever

Switch Axe
Best Switch Axe Ever

Charge Blade
Best Charge Blade Ever

Insect Glaive
Best Insect Glaive Ever

Light Bowgun
Best Light Bowgun Ever

Heavy Bowgun
Best Heavy Bowgun Ever

Bow
Best Bow Ever

G-Rank
Defense: 0-0 Elemental Resistances: Skills: Trash Titan (all negative skills combined)
 * Fire -100
 * Water -100
 * Thunder -100
 * Ice -100
 * Dragon -100

G-Rank
Defense: 0-0 Elemental Resistances: Skills: Trash Titan (all negative skills combined)
 * Fire -100
 * Water -100
 * Thunder -100
 * Ice -100
 * Dragon -100

G-Rank
Trash Titan Fatalis has a 1% chance of dropping Garbage when carved. The other 99% of times it's carved, it will drop nothing, because you're not even good enough for its measly "reward".

Breakable Parts
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Trivia

 * This is the dumbest monster Nin10DillN64 has ever come up with.
 * Trash Titan Fatalis's equipment and battle requirements were designed to be as impractical as can be.
 * Trash Titan Fatalis's weapons do exactly no damage, will immediately triple-cart the user if they're used even once, all of them require 99 pieces of Garbage, 1 Hard Fatalis Horn, and 1 Dark Stone to make, and upgrading them requires 66666 zenny and will not change a thing. They also look ridiculous.
 * Trash Titan Fatalis's armour grants all negative skills at once, triple-carts the user the moment they get hit, each piece requires 99 pieces of Garbage, 1 Fatalis Evil Eye, and 1 Dark Stone to make, and upgrading them requires 66666 zenny and will not change a thing. It also makes the wearer look like a rummage sale reject.
 * Trash Titan Fatalis requires 999999 zenny to fight, and needs to fought using only bone weapons and having no armour, talismans, or items available. The reward for defeating it is a single piece of Garbage, and there is a 1% chance that the hunter will earn a Stone alongside the piece of Garbage.