Hooleyshiat

Hooleyshiet is an ever-so fucking amazing Flying Wyvern that holds nothing personal against any of the worthless, dick-munching pricks that it saves from their fucking meaningless existences with its infinite edge after teleporting behind them like the pussy-destroying boss that it is!

Physiology
Hooleyshiat is a damn cool motherfucker, being a Flying Wyvern with a black and red colour scheme and two large horns on its head, because a design like that gets all the girls with big boobies who are sluts, which is more than your virgin fat ass can say! Its crimson fur is the sign of a true pussy destroyer, running down its neck all the way down to its chest, and its neck and ankles have these wounds that will not heal and constantly crawl in its skin, constantly leaking blood and all that shit, because life is meaningless, and you should go kill yourself if you think otherwise, limp-dicked horse fucker! Its tail is much like Glavenus's in terms of design, except it's more katana-like, blood-red, and is covered in spikes, because that blue, non-edgy pussy shit is unmanly as FUCK! The overall wing shape is like Fatalis's, but it's a lot more badass; the crimson webbing has these black patterns that look like motherfucking skulls. MOTHER. FUCKING. SKULLS! Oh, and there's infinite blood-red edges all over its body! Overall body shape is much like Rathalos's, but there's a shit-ton more spikes on it, because you're not a real monster if you don't have that proper edge! Face-wise, it resembles a draconic wolf, similar to Zinogre, and it gets, like, 1000x more girls than you, nerd! It also constantly leaks blood from its red eyes and mouth, because that shit's a telltale sign of a dark and edgy motherfucker!

Ecology
What the shitting hell, nigga? What do you mean you don't motherfucking know about how motherfucking awesome Hooleyshiat is, you fucking retard? Shit like this is why segregating different cultures is a good thing, and don't you dare say otherwise, or I'll fucking cut you, you little bitch! Well, allow me to educate your scammer faggot ass, and try not to piss yourself in excitement while you're at it! Hooleyshiat was born with a special power that made it superior to all those retarded pussies you call "monsters" and "hunters": the power to harness both fire and draconic energy, which it uses it to send those bitch-ass faggots straight to Hell! To reflect this, it has, like, the most BADASS design one can ask for: black and red, with infinite spikes! That's right, nigga; BLACK. AND. RED. WITH. INFINITE. SPIKES! But don't cream your pants just yet, because there's more! It can live everywhere it fucking wants! Why? Because fuck you, that's why! And its tail is shaped like a katana! A motherfucking katana! With one good swing, you'll be burning in hell with all those other virgin autists that had the audacity to promote social cancers like diversity and happiness!

Behavior
What's up, diaper shit? Came to throw your panties at Hooleyshiat? Well, I'll have you know that it is the coolest, most badass motherfucker you could ever lay your eyes on, and don't you dare disrespect it, or it'll send your bitch ass straight to Hell in a flash! It motherfucking loves metal, leather, hurting people, death, and cutting itself with its edge, because existence is nothing but pain, and its soul is constantly tormented by the fact that kindness, happiness, and tolerance are things that people think are good thing when they're actually nothing but pure cancer, autism, and AIDS! Hey someone had to say it, and all of you are too chicken shit to do it! It also wets the panties of every single lady within 16 miles of it by roaring this one phrase: "M'lady". Not that your dumb virgin ass would get it, because even the ugliest bitches wouldn't be caught dead with you! Hell, they probably HAVE been caught dead with you, judging by the look on your bitch-ass face!

Abilities
What the fuck did you just say about Hooleyshiat, you little bitch? I'll have you know that it is the top of its class among monsters, and that is was involved in top-secret raids among that bag of dicks you call Minegarde, and that it has over 9,000 confirmed kills! It is trained in the forces of Fire and Dragon manipulation, and it's the ultimate harbinger of death! You are nothing to it but another target! It will cut you the fuck up with edge like the world has never seen before, mark my fucking words. You think that you can get away with spouting that shit about it on the internet? Think again, motherfucker! As we speak, it is teleporting behind you and preparing to strike you down where you stand! You'd better prepare to hear that dreaded phrase, faggot! You know the one: "Pssh, nothing personal, kid!" If only you knew what kind of retribution this "clever" act would bring you, retard! You're fucking dead, kid; it can kill you in over 9000 ways, and that's just with its bare talons! It will shit fury all over you! YOU. HAVE. BEEN. WARNED!

Habitat
Hooleyshiat lives anywhere it fucking wants, and you can fuck off and die of AIDS and cancer if you say otherwise!

HP and Damage
HP:


 * Base HP: 666 HP


 * G-Rank (1.30x): 866 HP (rounded up)

Physical/Elemental Damage Taken:


 * Entire Body: 666 (Cut), 666 (Impact), 666 (Shot), 666 (Fire), 666 (Water), 666 (Thunder), 666 (Ice), 666 (Dragon), 666 (Earth), 666 (Wind)

Element/Status Effectiveness
 * Fire = ★★★
 * Water = ★★★
 * Thunder = ★★★
 * Ice = ★★★
 * Dragon = ★★★
 * Earth = ★★★
 * Wind = ★★★
 * Poison = ★★★
 * Sleep = ★★★
 * Paralysis = ★★★
 * Blast = ★★★
 * Stun = ★★★

Attacks
Go to Hell

Hooleyshiat breathes a stream of black and red fire at the hunter. This attack deals low damage and inflicts Fireblight, Dragonblight, and Bleeding.

Cutting You with its Edge

Hooleyshiat slashes the hunter with its katana-like tail. This attack deals low damage and inflicts Fireblight, Dragonblight, and Bleeding.

Nothing Personal, Kid

Hooleyshiat teleports behind the hunter, then slashes at them with its katana-like tail. This attack deals low damage and inflicts Fireblight, Dragonblight, and Bleeding.

Now That's What I Call Edgy

Hooleyshiat stops to taunt the hunter, flipping the bird with its talons and spouting roars that sound like "M'lady" multiple times. This attack deals no damage, but inflicts Fireblight, Dragonblight, and Bleeding. This is its most common move.

Wait, what the fuck is this shit? IT. IS. NOT. FUCKING. WEAK!!!! You think you're so fucking clever by dissing its infinite edge, do you, Nin10DillN64?! Eat a dick and die, you little scammer bitch! It gets, like, over 9000x the girls you do, so suck on that, you basement-dwelling pussy! What, you're saying that 9000 multiplied by 0 is still 0? Oh, look at fucking Albert Einstein here! Well, that won't change the fact that you're fucking dead, asshole!

Great Sword
Edgelord's Great Sword

Long Sword
Edgelord's Long Sword

Sword and Shield
Edgelord's Sword and Shield

Dual Blades
Edgelord's Dual Blades

Hammer
Edgelord's Hammer

Hunting Horn
Edgelord's Hunting Horn

Lance
Edgelord's Lance

Gunlance
Edgelord's Gunlance

Switch Axe
Edgelord's Switch Axe

Charge Blade
Edgelord's Charge Blade

Insect Glaive
Edgelord's Insect Glaive

Light Bowgun
Edgelord's Light Bowgun

Heavy Bowgun
Edgelord's Heavy Bowgun

Bow
Edgelord's Bow

Tonfa
Edgelord's Tonfa

G-Rank
Defense: 0-0

Elemental Resistances: Skills: Edgelord's Appeal
 * Fire -666
 * Water -666
 * Thunder -666
 * Ice -666
 * Dragon -666
 * Earth -666
 * Wind -666

G-Rank
Defense: 0-0

Elemental Resistances: Skills: Edgelord's Appeal
 * Fire -666
 * Water -666
 * Thunder -666
 * Ice -666
 * Dragon -666
 * Earth -666
 * Wind -666

Carves
WIP.

Breakable Parts
Hooleyshiat has no breakable parts, because edge like this can never be cut down, and don't you fucking forget it, you autistic faggot!

Quests
WIP.

Trivia

 * This is one of the dumbest monsters Nin10DillN64 has ever worked on.
 * Hooleyshiat's name is a pun on "holy shit", a phrase used to express surprise or dismay.
 * Hooleyshiat's red and black colouration, neckbeard, multiple spikes, habit of yelling "M'lady!", use of Fire, Dragon, and Bleeding, and hyper-aggressiveness were made as a jab at edgelords. The offensive, cringe-inducing writing on this page is also meant to parody their behaviour.
 * Hooleyshiat's cut-and-paste Rathalos, Zinogre, Fatalis, and Glavenus parts, status as a Flying Wyvern, habit of living everywhere and eating everything, and weakness in battle were made as a jab at those monsters for being overhyped and overused. The hyperbolic aggrandizing on this page is also meant to parody their status.
 * Hooleyshiat can only be fought on April Fool's Day.
 * Credit for the idea goes to Rathalosaurus rioreurensis.